Customer woman: “I’d like a pound of the beef fajita mix.”
Me: “So, the other day a customer called in to complain that she had bought the fajita mix, didn’t realize that it was raw meat, took it home and ate it. So, out of an abundance of caution, I just want to make clear that this is raw meat, and you do need to cook it.”
Customer woman: “Wait, I need to cook it? I’m so glad you told me!”
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