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Customer, pointing at oranges: “Young man! What are those?”
Coworker: “Those are oranges, sir.”
Customer: “Don’t look like no oranges I’ve ever seen! Where they from?”
Coworker: “Umm, Florida or California maybe…”
Customer: “I can tell you one thing, they ain’t from the US!”

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I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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