Customer: “Hi, I’d like the oven-roasted turkey that’s on sale for $4.99 a pound.”
Coworker: “We’ve actually got this other oven-roasted turkey on sale for just $2.99 a pound.”
Customer: “Oh. Is it water-injected? I bet it’s water-injected.”
Coworker: “Uhhhh, it’s…not any more water-injected than the $4.99?”


About meatcountermadness

I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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