#12

Customer: “Hi, I’d like some of the beef salami with peppercorns in it.”
Me: “Well, we’ve got beef salami and we’ve got cooked salami.”
Her: “Well, I hope it’s cooked!”
Me: “Ha, no, cooked salami is the name of the salami with the peppercorns in it.”
Her: “OK, I want some beef cooked salami.”
Me: “The only cooked salami we have is pork.”
Her: “Well, last time I was here I got some beef cooked salami.”
Me: “No, we only have the pork cooked salami.”
Her: “I’m telling you, I got some beef salami with the peppercorns in it here.”
Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have it.”
Her: “No, you just don’t want to look for it! I know that I got it here!”
Me: “Sorry, the person that was helping you last time must have told you the wrong thing.”
Her: “No, I know it wasn’t pork because I didn’t get sick!”

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