Customer: “Can I get a bone-in English roast, a small one?”
Me: “Well, we’ve just got these two, and they’re pretty big.”
Her: “Can you cut one in half?”
Me: “Sorry, I can’t.”
Her: “Well what other roasts do you have?”
Me: “The boneless English roast, these chuck roasts…”
Her: “Nah, I’ll just take the bone-in English roast.”
Me: “OK. So which of these two big ones did you want?”
Her: “Give me a small one.”


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