Coworker: “Did you want the pork or the beef Red Hots?”
Coworker’s customer: “I don’t know, my parents used to get them. I’m trying to be healthy, so maybe not the pork?”
My customer: “Healthy? Come on, girl! Get the pork!”
Coworker’s customer: “I’m going to go look at some steaks…”
[Coworker and his customer head to the steak section.]
My customer, to me: “I tell you, black folks are turning into white people! Ha ha ha!”
[Tries to hand me $5.]

[My customer returns the next day]
My customer: A pound of breakfast sausage, please.
Me: Turkey or pork?
My customer: Pork! I’ve got enough turkeys in my life.


About meatcountermadness

I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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