#2

Customer: “Do you have regular bratwurst?”
Me: “We’ve got beer bratwurst and apple bratwurst…”
Her: “No, I don’t want the flavored kind. I want regular bratwurst.”
Me: “Are you looking for fresh bratwurst that we make here, or the kind that comes in a package?”
Her: “I asked you a simple question. DO YOU HAVE REGULAR BRATWURST?”
[Everyone looks at us.]
Me: “…I don’t know.”
Her: “YOU DON’T KNOW?! YOU DON’T KNOW?!”
Me: “There’s probably some bratwurst in that cooler there.”
Her [instantly relaxed]: “OK, now I’d like some chicken.”

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