#25

Customer: “I want a whole chicken, but I don’t want a big one!”
Me: “OK, I see a smaller one here…”
Her: “No, show me this one up front!”
[I show her the one up front.]
Her: “That’s too big!”
Me: “OK, let me pick one for you here.”
Her: “No, show me this other one here.”
[I hold up the second one.]
Her: “I don’t like the looks of that one. I think it might have a bruise on it. Show me that one that’s next to it.”
Me: “This one?”
Her: “No! The one behind it.”
Me: “This one?”
Her: “No! The one next to it!”
Me: “This one?”
Her: “No! The one in front of it!”
Me: “This one?”
Her: “Yes! That one.”
Me: “Ma’am, that’s the chicken I just showed you.”

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