#31

Customer on cell phone: “OK, so I need to get us 4 whole chickens, sausages, steaks…”
Me: “Hi ma’am, can I help you?”
Customer to me: “Hi, can I get a pound of the turkey breakfast sausage?”
[I dish it up.]
Me: “Alright, here you go. What else can I get you?”
Her, now off the phone: “That’s it. Have a good night.”
[Walks away.]