Customer lady: “…I’ll take a second one-pound bag of wings.”
Me: “Alright, I’m getting low on wings here…”
Customer: “Let’s roll with it!”
Me: “Let’s roll with it!”
Customer: “Rock and roll.”
Me: “Alright, here you go. Anything else for you?”
Customer: “You know what, I think I need another pound.”
Me: “OK, at this point I’m gonna have to get some more wings out of the back…”
Customer: “Oh, don’t worry about it then, we’re all set.”
[A minute later…]
Customer approaches coworker: “You know what, I changed my mind.”
Coworker: “Uhhh…”
Customer: “I need another pound of wings.”
Coworker: “Ma’am, I wasn’t helping you…”
Customer: “Oh, you weren’t?”
Coworker: “No, who was helping you?”
Customer: “Well he looked like you!”
Coworker: “Who, the other white guy?!”


About meatcountermadness

I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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