Customer: “Can I have 3 chicken breasts, and can you cut them?”
Me: “Sure, you want me to cut them in half?”
Customer: “No, I want you to cut them up for chicken stir-fry.”
Me: “Oh, we actually have chicken stir-fry already cut up here on the top shelf.”
[Customer stares at me.]
Me: “No problem, I’ll cut them up for you.”


About meatcountermadness

I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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