#42

Coworker: “Smile. You gotta smile back here.”
Me: “Oh, I’m always smiling on the inside.”
Coworker: “Remember, we’re queens back here. She’s a queen, I’m a queen, she’s a queen, you’re a king.”
[Pause.]
Coworker: “We got some paupers around here, but they’re not here right now.”

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