#43

Customer: “I want some turkey pastrami.”
Coworker: “Old Tyme or Boar’s Head?”
Customer: “What’s the difference?”
Coworker: “One is more peppery, and one is more money.”
Customer: “Can I try one?”
Coworker: “Would you like to try both of them?”
Customer: “Well, I know I’m gonna get one…so I’ll just try one.”

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