Monthly Archives: September 2010

#79

Old man ranting about birth control: “The seed of God is seed, you see?!?”

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#78

Me to manager: “We think my grandma had a stroke, and I’d like to go visit her in the hospital. Is it OK if I come in an hour or two late on Monday?” Manager: “Can it wait until Tuesday? … Continue reading

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#77

Customer: “I want some of the Amish bone-in chicken breast that’s on sale.” Coworker: “We’re actually all out of that for today.” [Stunned silence. Customer does not speak for a minute.] Customer: “Can I have some of the Amish bone-in … Continue reading

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#76

Customer: “…and some chicken wings. Do you only have the smaller ones?” Me: “You want me to avoid the smaller ones?” Customer: “No, I want the larger ones!”

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#75

Me: “96? 97?” [African guy on cell phone raises his hand but keeps talking.] Me: “97?” Woman: “I have 97.” [African guy raises his hand again.] Me: “Sir, what number do you have?” African guy: “I just need one thing.” … Continue reading

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#74

Customer: “I need 2 slices of ham. You know, regular ham?” Me: “OK, how about this Krakus Polish ham that we have on sale?” Customer: “Umm, OK. Actually just make that one slice.” Me: “OK, and how thick do you … Continue reading

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#73

Customer: “I need some chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!!” Coworker: “BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!!” Customer: “BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!!”

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