Customer to coworker: “Do you have any more Amish bacon?”
Coworker (who has glasses, beard, short hair): “Let me check in the back for you, ma’am.”
[A minute later.]
Same customer to me: “Are you looking for that bacon?”
Me (no glasses, no beard, long hair): “Uhhh, he’s looking for it.”
Customer: “Oh, that wasn’t you? You all look the same!”


About meatcountermadness

I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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