Customer: “I need 2 slices of ham. You know, regular ham?”
Me: “OK, how about this Krakus Polish ham that we have on sale?”
Customer: “Umm, OK. Actually just make that one slice.”
Me: “OK, and how thick do you want it?”
Customer: “Regular. You know, thin. Wait, is that a sandwich ham? I want the ham that has the bone in it.”
Me: “You’re asking for a single thin slice of ham with the bone in it?”
Customer: “Yes.”


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