#75

Me: “96? 97?”
[African guy on cell phone raises his hand but keeps talking.]
Me: “97?”
Woman: “I have 97.”
[African guy raises his hand again.]
Me: “Sir, what number do you have?”
African guy: “I just need one thing.”
Me: “But what number do you have?”
African guy: “I don’t know what number it is…it’s ninety…uhhh…”
Me: “That’s 01. You have to wait until your number is called.”
African guy: “But I just need one thing.”
Guy behind him: “Yeah, we all just need something, buddy.”
African guy: “So I have to wait?”
Me and guy behind him: “Yes.”
[African guy walks away.]
Guy behind him: “He must be a diplomat.”

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