Monthly Archives: October 2010

#114

Customer: “Can I have some Boar’s Head Honey Maple Chicken?” Coworker: “Sure.” Customer: “Is that kinda Canadian?”

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#113

Customer: “I want four whole chickens. Now can you make sure they’re completely skinned?” Coworker: “You want them skinned?” Customer: “No. Like, skinned.” Coworker: “Oh, you want me to make sure that all the skin is still on them?” Customer: … Continue reading

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#112

Customer lady: “I want some of this turkey grill.” Coworker: “I’m sorry, turkey grill? Do you mean ground turkey?” Customer lady: “No, turkey grill.” Coworker: “I’m not sure what you mean by that.” Customer lady: “Oh sorry, I meant turkey … Continue reading

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#111

Customer lady who seems disappointed when I call her number: “I want some swiss cheese.” Me: “Sure, what kind of swiss cheese?” Customer lady: “You know, the kind with the holes in it.” Me: “They all have holes in them.” … Continue reading

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#110

Customer lady: “If I get 4 chicken leg quarters, and you cut them in half, then how many would I get? 16?” Me: “If I cut 4 chicken leg quarters in half, you will end up with 8 pieces.” Customer … Continue reading

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#109

Woman looking at large display of different cheeses: “Do you only have one kind of cheese?”

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#108

Coworker: “79? 80? Does anyone need help?” [Pause.] Nice old man: “I have 77.” Coworker: “Oh, do you need help?” [Pause.] Nice old man: “Yes.”

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