Coworker: “So this lady asks for four chicken breasts, but when I try to show them to her she’s on her cell phone, so I just bag them up, and then she brings them back and says she wanted halves, not wholes, so I say ‘I tried to show them to you but you were on your cell phone’ and she says ‘Well I’m sorry someone DIED’, and I’m thinking ‘Yeah right, Shaniqua broke a nail, I know what’s really going on here.'”


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I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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