#92

Customer: “Garlic bologna. I want the one with the real loud smell.”
Me: “How about the Winter’s brand? It’s on sale for $2.99 a pound.”
Customer: “Is that the one with the real loud smell?”
Me: “People say it has the strongest garlic flavor.”
Customer: “What, you don’t like garlic?”
Me: “I like garlic, but I don’t like garlic bologna.”
[Customer rolls his eyes.]

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