#104

Cleaning guy to wine guy: “What’s a good wine?”
Wine guy: “Well what kind do you like?”
Cleaning guy: “I like something with that get-you-drunk appeal.”
Wine guy: “Well, there’s port or sherry. Those are like 20% alcohol. How about this port?”
Cleaning guy: “I’m gonna take this bottle to the head all by myself!”

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