Customer lady: “I want some of this turkey grill.”
Coworker: “I’m sorry, turkey grill? Do you mean ground turkey?”
Customer lady: “No, turkey grill.”
Coworker: “I’m not sure what you mean by that.”
Customer lady: “Oh sorry, I meant turkey grinds. I want some turkey grinds.”
Coworker: “Turkey grinds? Maybe you’re talking about our turkey breakfast sausage?”
Customer lady: “No, turkey grinds.”
Coworker: “I’m still not sure what you mean.”
Customer lady: “Oh, chili grind. I meant chili grind.”
Coworker: “Oh, chili grind. You do know that doesn’t have any turkey in it, right?”
Customer lady: “Oh I know!”


About meatcountermadness

I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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