Customer: “I want some smoked turkey.”
Me: “OK, we’ve got a few brands of smoked turkey: Boar’s Head, Sara Lee, Healthy Ones, DeLallo…”
Customer: “You know what, just give me some of this maple turkey.”
Me: “The Canadian Maple turkey? Sure.”
Customer: “Now, what’s the difference between maple turkey and smoked turkey?”


About meatcountermadness

I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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