Monthly Archives: December 2010

#133

Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?” [Woman #1 looks to Woman #2. Woman #2 begins whispering in her ear.] Woman #1: “Just tell him!” [Woman #2 refuses and keeps whispering.] Woman #1: “Just tell him. He’s right there!” … Continue reading

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#132

Customer lady: “I want a half-pound of the Boar’s Head Honey Maple Turkey.” Me: “How do you like it sliced?” Her: “Nice. Nice slice.”

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#131

Customer woman to male coworker: “Well look at you! You are just adorable! Look at that smile!” [Coworker begins walking away.] Woman, shouting after him: “If I were your mother, I would wake up every morning so happy that you … Continue reading

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#130

Me: “Hi, can I help you?” Man: “Alright, let’s see what this woman wants.” [He pulls out a shopping list.] Man: “OK, first I need 1 pound of turkey hamburger, but in two containers.” Me: “Do you want two 1-pound … Continue reading

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#129

Me, answering phone: “Meat department.” Woman: “Do you have the Angus beef?” Me: “Yep, all of our beef is Angus beef from the Black Canyon company.” Woman: “And is any of it ground?” Me: “Uh, yes, we have ground beef.” … Continue reading

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#128

Coworker: “81?” Woman standing in front of him: “82!” Coworker: “82? How can I help you?” Other woman, way down at end of counter: “82!” Coworker: “Wait, who’s got…you have 82?” Woman at end of counter: “82!” [Coworker begins walking … Continue reading

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#127

Old lady: “I want some pork chops from the front.” Coworker: “Do you mean your front or my front?” Old lady: “From the front!” Coworker: “Some of these pork chops closer to you?” Old lady: “No, I want the ones … Continue reading

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