#123

Me: “OK, and here’s the half-pound of ham; it comes to 3 dollars.”
Customer: “Wait, you weigh the meat inside the deli bag?”
Me: “Oh, I don’t have to. Let’s see what the bag weighs.”
[The bag weighs 0.01 pounds. Customer raises her eyebrows.]
Customer: “I’m already paying 6 dollars for the meat; I don’t need to be paying for the bag too!”
Me: “No, this ham was just 3 dollars.”
Customer: “Plus the bologna I got from you a minute ago!”
Me: “Oh, right, that would be 6 dollars altogether.”
Customer: “Man, you need to go to sleep! You need to go to bed! You shouldn’t be here right now!”

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I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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