#127

Old lady: “I want some pork chops from the front.”
Coworker: “Do you mean your front or my front?”
Old lady: “From the front!”
Coworker: “Some of these pork chops closer to you?”
Old lady: “No, I want the ones that are all up in your front!…Oh, that doesn’t sound good.”

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