#129

Me, answering phone: “Meat department.”
Woman: “Do you have the Angus beef?”
Me: “Yep, all of our beef is Angus beef from the Black Canyon company.”
Woman: “And is any of it ground?”
Me: “Uh, yes, we have ground beef.”
Woman: “But is your ground beef Angus?”
Me: “Yes, all of our beef is Angus.”
Woman: “And you carry it in the ground form?”
Me: “Yes.”
Woman: “What’s the price on your ground Angus beef?”
Me: “Well, do you want chuck, round or sirloin?”
Woman: “No, I want the Angus beef.”
Me: “Well, Angus is just the type of cow. We’ve got a few options for ground beef.”
Woman: “You’re not listening to me. I want the Angus beef.”
Me: “All of our beef is Angus.”
[She hangs up.]

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