Monthly Archives: December 2010

Me: “OK, and here’s the half-pound of ham; it comes to 3 dollars.” Customer: “Wait, you weigh the meat inside the deli bag?” Me: “Oh, I don’t have to. Let’s see what the bag weighs.” [The bag weighs 0.01 pounds. … Continue reading →

Customer: “I want some orange roughy.” Coworker: “OK, here’s our orange roughy.” Customer: “Oh, is that thawed out? I need it to be frozen.” Coworker: “OK, I’ll get you some out of the freezer.” [Coworker retrieves frozen orange roughy and … Continue reading →