Monthly Archives: January 2011

#138

[Older couple is rummaging through her purse for several minutes.] Me: “22!” Husband: “We have 22, but we’re looking here…we can’t find…she had it written down somewhere…do you have any, uh…it’s Spanish sausage?” Me: “Chorizo?” Couple: “THAT’S IT!” Advertisements

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#137

Woman: “I need 10 pounds of ground chuck, divided into 1-pound bags.”* [Coworker bags up 10 1-pound bags of ground chuck.] Woman: “Is that ground round?” Coworker: “No, this is ground chuck, like you asked.” Woman: “No, I said ground … Continue reading

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#136

Coworker: “51? 52?…Ma’am, what number do you have?” Customer: “56.” Coworker: “Does anyone have a number lower than 56?” Other lady: “I have 57!” Coworker: “Uh…OK…I got 56.”

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#135

Man walking past counter: “If it ain’t a man’s world, don’t call me. If it ain’t a man’s world, don’t call me. If it ain’t a man’s world, don’t call me. If it ain’t a man’s world, don’t call me. … Continue reading

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#134

Customer lady, making special effort to impress with her (incorrect) pronunciation of ‘Havarti’: “I’ll have some of the Danish Havarti.” [I begin slicing the Havarti.] Customer lady, looking at my first two slices: “Will those two slices mesh together at … Continue reading

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