Customer lady, making special effort to impress with her (incorrect) pronunciation of ‘Havarti’: “I’ll have some of the Danish Havarti.”
[I begin slicing the Havarti.]
Customer lady, looking at my first two slices: “Will those two slices mesh together at all?”
Me: “Uh, no. We put paper in between the cheese slices.”
Customer lady, smiling and chipper: “Oh good! Because if I get home and they’re stuck together, I’d have to drive all the way back here and return them!”


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I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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