Monthly Archives: February 2011

#141

Coworker: “74!” Customer: “Here!” Other lady: “I have 74!” Coworker: “Ma’am, that’s not possible. I’ve already got 74.” Other lady: “Well then I have 73!” Advertisements

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#140

Woman with elaborate pink butterfly design drawn across her entire face: “I want some salmon, but this looks a little pale. Do you have any in the back that’s a little more pink?” [I retrieve more salmon from the back.] … Continue reading

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#139

Biracial coworker to white coworker: “This is my mom.” [Whispering] “She’s white, like you.” Mom, whispering: “You’re embarrassing me.”

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