Woman with elaborate pink butterfly design drawn across her entire face: “I want some salmon, but this looks a little pale. Do you have any in the back that’s a little more pink?”
[I retrieve more salmon from the back.]
Butterfly woman: “Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! Now would it be too much to ask for you to cut that into 4 pieces?”
Me: “Sure, no problem.”
Butterfly woman: “Thank you! You are so guided.”


About meatcountermadness

I got a job working behind a meat counter. Some of the things I hear people say there are pretty good. Email me: meatcountermadness@gmail.com
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