Monthly Archives: June 2011

#144

Customer woman: “I’d like a pound of the beef fajita mix.” Me: “So, the other day a customer called in to complain that she had bought the fajita mix, didn’t realize that it was raw meat, took it home and … Continue reading

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#143

German woman on phone: “How long are your slices of Italian steak? I want to make rouladen.” Butcher: “They’re about 8 inches.” Woman: “I’m from Germany, so I don’t how long that is. I only know the metric system. Let … Continue reading

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#142

Customer woman: “Did you grow up on a farm?” Me: “No, I grew up in the city of Detroit, actually!” Customer woman: “Oh. You seem like you grew up on a farm.”

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