Monthly Archives: August 2010

#54

Customer: “I bought some of your fresh turkey wings, but when I got home I realized they were frozen.” Manager: “Well, they actually are frozen. We just call them ‘fresh turkey wings’.” Customer: “Why would you call them fresh if … Continue reading

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#53

[Customer pulls a number.] Coworker: “54?…55?…56?…57?…58?…Sir, what number do you have?” Customer: “55.”

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#52

Coworker, holding up slice of lunch meat: “How’s this?” Customer lady: “No, I want it thicker.” Coworker: “How much thicker? Twice as thick?” Customer: “No, not twice as thick. Maybe once as thick?”

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#51

Older coworker, singly softly to himself: “If you like my hand then put a ring on it…ho ho ho…[long pause]…ho ho ho ho.”

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#50

Coworker #1: “Did anyone ever tell you that you have big nostrils?” Coworker #2: “I’m black. Of course I have big nostrils!”

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#49

Customer: “…and two of the chillapotee.”

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#48

Coworker: “When you’re slicing deli meat medium, what do you set the slicer on?” Me: “I put it on 2. Why?” Coworker: “This woman just asked me for medium slices, but every slice I showed her wasn’t thick enough. I … Continue reading

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