German woman on phone: “How long are your slices of Italian steak? I want to make rouladen.”
Butcher: “They’re about 8 inches.”
Woman: “I’m from Germany, so I don’t how long that is. I only know the metric system. Let me ask my husband…Hans! Show me what 8 inches looks like!”


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